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ANTI PIRACY MUSEUM
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A Nostalgic Look Into The Farcical World Of The ‘FOR
PROFIT’ Anti-Piracy ‘INDUSTRY’ Over The Years -
That Is Now Reduced To An All Time Low Of Knock-Off
Nigel Selling Knock Off. DVD’s.
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Onto Now The Classic Anti-Piracy Television/
Cinema Ad’s..
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1st Off Arnold Schwarzenegger & Jackie Chan's
Bizarre Classic - With The Pair On Motor Bikes,
Jabbering On Like A Pair Of Old Drunks In A Pub
Corner; About "Pirates Counterfeiting Medicines &
Electronics" (?) "Let's Terminate Piracy!"
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Next Our Friends At The M.P.A.A.'s Attempt At
An Oscar Winning Piracy Ad. 'The Acting! The Directing!
The Script!' - This Just About Sums Up The M.P.A.A.
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The M.P.A.A. Back Again With Another Non-Award
Winning Ad...
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Next Our Friends From (Guess) The M.P.A.A.Return
With The 'One Matters' Piracy Ad. With What Appears
To Be An Old Amiga Cracktro Music File Playing In The
Background. This Incidently Was Made In 2006 Not
1986 As You Might Think From The FX & Music In It..
Perhaps Not Having a Dumb Fuck Media Dept. "Matters?"
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The Annoying - Much Parodied Ad, You Will Have Seen
If You Rented/Bought An Original DVD Recently.
So, As Your On My Site- Here For The First Time
Is The 'Movie Piracy- It's A Crime' Ad!
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The 2nd Version Of The Ad Hilariously Featuring Johnny
Depp, As A Pirate? Is There No Beginning To These
Peoples Media Departments?
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Onward Now To 2007: This Is The M.P.P.A's Ad
Featuring Fresh Faced - Nice But Dim, Students Helping
Us To Understand That Piracy 'It's Just Wrong' &
"I Used To Share Everything With My Friends" Mumbo-
Jumbo. On The Plus Side You Would'nt Kick The Girl
With The Green Jumper On,Out Of Bed...
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Now Onto Our British Attempts At Anti-Piracey Ad's,
Implying That ALL Dvd Piracy Proceeds Go On
Neighbourhood Crime/Drugs etc. It Dos'nt Make Clear
Whether Or Not The £10 Handed Over In The Ad,
Actually Paid For The Entire Reasearch Budget For It.
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Here's F.A.C.T's "The Market" & It's Back Onto The
Drugs Again - Literally If Your The Scrip Writer For
This Parody Of Itself..
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Next The Ad That Just About Sums Up The Mindset
Of Modern Day Anti-Piracy Ad's - Quote "Piracy
Funds Terrorism"; Seriously, Watch it.
I'm White, Have Black Hair,
Blue Eye's & I Voted For The Liberal Democrats The
Last Time Round, For Fucks Sake.
If The U.S. & U.K. Government Were Serious About
Finding Bin Ladin,They Should Just Stick A Couple Of
Back-Up DVD's In His Cave For Him To Sell - Then
He'd Be Caught Within 24hrs.
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& The One That Beats All Of Them -F.A.C.T's
Answer To Top Sites, P2P Sites, File Embedding,
Streaming Sites, Release Groups, Link Sites,
& Far-East Copying Factories In 2007 IS.......
Knock Off Nigel Selling Knock Off Dvd's....
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MY OPINION.....
Firstly, The Piracy Museum Is NOT A Glorification
Of The ‘For Profit’ Anti Piracy Industry, It’s A
Constructive Criticism Of An Industry That Has Lost
It’s Way By Aiming Wildly At The Wrong Targets &
Has Turned Into A Parody Of Itself (See Above).
Movie Companies, As I Pointed Out In My Intro,
Are Now Reduced To Deleting Their Own Movies
From Sites Like Stage6 & You Tube, And This
Is Whilst They Are Paying The Anti Piracy
‘Industry’ Huge Amounts Of Money To Stop
Piracy??
The Only Reason The Film Companies Do This
Is Because That The M.P.A.A./F.A.C.T. etc are
‘The’ Only Anti Piracy Outfits Available.
An Analogy Of This Is like A badly Treated Dog
That Still Follows It’s Cruel Owner - As The Bovine/
Beaten Dog Knows No Better, & Is Incapable Of
Independent Thought.
The Anti Piracy Industry Spends The Majority
Of It’s Time ‘Glorifying’ Small Crimes For
People With Similarly Small Brains.
People Selling DVD’s Are, If You Read F.A.C.T.S
Website, Like The Devil Incarnate. What These
People Are Actually, Are The Nobody’s At The Very
Bottom Of The Food Chain. They Are In Truth F.A.C.T.S.
Main Targets - You Only Need Read It’s Ludicrus
Self -Congratulatory Outpourings On It’s Website.
Arresting & Prosecuting These DVD Selling
‘Pirates’ (?) Has Become The MPAA’s & FACT’s
Comfort Zone - Because It’s Easy & Dumb-Fuck
Local Hick Newspapers Wrongly Report It/Lap It Up
As “Major Pirates Being Jailed“.
It’s Like Playing a PS3 Game On The
Easiest Level All The Time & Never Even
Trying To Move On To The Harder More
Challenging Levels.
The M.P.A.A’s Head Dan Glickman, Recently
Announced In A Blaze Of Glory - That He Was
Going To Approach The Power House That Is
The UK’s Margret Hodge - Minister For
Culture, Media and Sport [Minister For
Fun], To Ask Her About The Prospects Of
Introducing A Parliamentary Bill To
Make Camming & Distributing Cammed
Media (Currently A Civil Offence), A Harsher,
Criminal Offence.
http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/11030.cfm
With The U.S. Sub-Prime Markets,
Now Having an Effect On The British
Economy, The Over-Exaggerated Terrorist
Threat, Two BSE Outbrakes In Cattle In As
Many Months, Recent Mass Flooding,
A Proposed General Election Within
Months - He Has About As Much Chance Of
A Bill Going Through The 8 Stages Of
Parliament To Become Law, As I Have
Dancing With The National Ballet.
Something To Remember Though - Why
Propose A Change In The Law Now &
Tell Everyone [I.e. The Film Companies]
Who’ll Listen, About it?
What The Film Companies
Want To/Should, Ask The Good Mr
Glickman - Is Why Are They Introducing
A Bill Now, To Curb, The Act & Trading
Of Cammed Media? - WHEN THIS SHOULD
HAVE BEEN DONE 3/4 YEARS AGO.
What He Is Actually Tacitly Admitting Is
That The Current Laws Regarding The
Act & Distribution Of Cammed Material
(Links), Is Outdated & Pretty Much
Useless. When Was The Last Time You
Saw A Link Site Get Busted???
Well Done Mr Glickman - As I’ve Said
Before On My Myspace Page. Quote…
“REAL FUNNY TO WATCH. 2 COMPANIES
THAT I HAVE NOTHING BUT ADMORATION
FOR - THE M.P.A.A & F.A.C.T; WHOME
ARE TACITITLY A MAJOR CONTRIBUTARY
CAUSE (THROUGH THERE OWN
INCOMPITANCE & ANACHRONISTIC
METHODS) OF ONGOING
PIRACY IN THE DEVELOPED WORLD”.
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The M.P.A.A. Is Quoted As Saying It Is At
War With The Movie Pirates. This Is
Untrue…. Because Wars Tend To End.
>D-Man2010 25/09/07
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